The Witches of Eastwick Comedic Female Monologue

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Monologues are essential to providing the casting director a feel for the person auditioning as well as providing the moment for the actor to shine. This iconic monologue by Alexandra Medford played by Cher in the movie “The WItches of Eastwick” is an amazing monologue that will allow for any female to illustrate her comedic talents as well as illustrating a layer of sassiness.

Film The Witches of Eastwick
Author Michael Cristofer
Role Alexandra Medford
Actor Cher

Well, you know, I have to admit that I appreciate your directness, Darryl, and I will try to be as direct and honest with you as I possibly can be. I think-no, I am positive-that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.

 

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