5 Famous Actors Poop Horror Stories That Will Brighten Your Day

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Famous actors reveal their poop horror stories and it will definitely make you feel better about yourself.

Everyone poops. Including your favorite Academy Award winning actors, directors and producers. But, sometimes we may experience some awkward and embarrassing moments on our way to the bathroom. Luckily for us, we are not alone as several famous actors reveal their worse poop stories and it is hilariously entertaining.

5. Louis C.K. meeting with the mayor

 

“I was asked to do this thing where I’d go on stage with the mayor of New York. I asked the aide if I could go to the bathroom, and he said, ‘You have to go real quick.’ I run to the bathroom, and I’m trying to go fast – I’m trying to pee quickly – so I’m sort of pushing to get the pee out. It’s too much pressure, and out the back… pop! I’m at a urinal and boom, out the back. So I’ve got wet underwear, and the mayor is waiting for me. I couldn’t do anything, so I followed the aide and they took me to the waiting area and I stood there for 45 minutes, and I’m sort of just drying off. So I stood next to the mayor of New York City, and I did the whole thing with poop in my pants.”

4. Jennifer Lawrence medical advice

“I went to the emergency room. I just had this really bad pain for, like, three weeks, and you can only shit your pants so many times a day before you’re like, ‘I have to go to the hospital.’ But I just did this thing yesterday called an endoscopo-something. They were putting me to sleep and I could see the stuff coming toward me and the doctor was like, ‘Think someplace peaceful, think of an island. A lot of people have pleasant dreams.’ And then the last thing I said was, ‘I’m paralyzed!’ And then I just passed out. When I woke up, she said, ‘Jennifer, did you have any dreams?’ And I said, ‘I dreamed… nuclear bombs.’”

3. Nick Kroll surprise

“I was driving and the hairs on my arm started to rise. I was heavy breathing, because I’m about to have a butt baby, because I am crowning. I kept driving. You know how in New Orleans, right before the levees burst, they’re like, ‘What if we just let a little water out, to relieve the pressure?’ I let a little water out of my levees, like a Hershey’s kiss that’s been sitting in the sun too long. I hovered over my steering wheel for leverage, and my body was like, ‘NO, WE WANT IT ALL.’ So I was sitting there, and I just filled my underwear with, like, a travel-size pillow worth of brisket. Then I waddled inside, took a shower, and had a four-hour shame nap.”

2. Al Roker thunderstorm

“When you have a bypass and your bowel has been reconstructed, you think you’re pretty safe. I probably went off and ate something I wasn’t supposed to. As I’m walking to the press room, I’m thinking I gotta’ pass a little gas here. I’m walking by myself, who’s gonna know? Only a little something extra came out. I pooped my pants. Not horribly, but enough that I knew. I was panicking, so I got to the restroom in the press room, threw out my underwear, and went commando.”

1. H. Jon Benjamin diarrhea

“I had massive diarrhea in my Rent-A-Car. I didn’t just shit my pants, I shit my car. I flew in from Boston at, like, one in the morning. Then in the rental car, it hit me: I tensed up and felt so sick. I pulled over at a gas station, and the guy said, “No bathroom. No bathroom.” I waddled back to the car, and I’m sweating. I go to another place. Same thing: “No bathroom.” I remember yelling, ‘Fuck, fuck, fuck!’ I got to the freeway, and it was over. Just, shit. Liquid came out. I was in a total state of shock. I finally pulled up to the hotel, and no one was there. Then all of a sudden my door opened: “Welcome to the—,” the stench was so awful, it cut him off. I panicked. I just ran. I left my car on. I ran to the bathroom, took my clothes off, wiped myself, and realized I forgot my bag in the car. I had to put my shorts back on. I turned around and security was there. I tried to show them my ID, but it was covered in shit. I finally got to the front desk, almost in tears, and I said, ‘My name is Jon Benjamin, I’m staying at this hotel, I had diarrhea in my pants for the last two hours. Please help me. Just, please get me to the room.’ Luckily they were nice about it all.”

H/T Buzzfeed

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