Uh uh, I dont tip. No, I dont believe in it. Dont give me that, if she dont make enough money she can quit. I dont tip because society says I have to. All right, I mean Ill tip if someone really deserves a tipping, if they really put forth the effort, Ill give them something extra, but I mean this tipping automatically, its for the birds. I mean as far as Im concerned theyre just doing their job. She was okay. She wasnt anything special. Look I ordered coffee all right? Now weve been here a long fuckin time, shes only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee I want it filled six times. The words too fuckin busy shouldnt be in a waitress vocabulary. Jesus Christ, these ladies arent starving to death. They make minimum wage. I used to work minimum wage and when I did I wasnt lucky enough to have a job that society deemed tip worthy. You know what this is? Its the worlds smallest violin playing just for the waitresses. So is working at McDonalds but you dont feel the need to tip them do you? Well why not? Theyre serving you food. But no, society says dont tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here. Thats bullshit. Fuck all that. I mean Im very sorry the government taxes their tips. Thats fucked up. That aint my fault. I mean it would appear that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. I mean show a piece of paper that says the government shouldnt do that, Ill sign it, put it to a vote, Ill vote for it, but what I wont do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fucking type, cause if youre expecting me to help out with the rent youre in for a big fucking surprise.
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