Comedic Female Monologue: 10 Things I Hate About You by Julia Stiles

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Film 10 Things I Hate About You
Author Karen McCullah  Lutz
Role Katarina “Kat” Stratford
Actor Julia  Stiles

10 Things I Hate About You is the story of a new kid that must find a guy to date the meanest girl in school, the older sister of the girl he has a crush on, who cannot date until her older sister does.

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare, I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you’re not around. And the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.


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