Casting directors are having an audition - UNION/SAG-AFTRA - for "The Onion" on Tuesday, 11/13. If you nail the audition, it is possible that you would move straight to shooting the segment afterward. It will be 3 to 5 lines and pays $100 for a 1 to 2 hour shoot, tentatively on Tuesday, but could happen on Wednesday. A nerd-ish Justin Long type from the Apple Commercials/tech guy types on CSI - Male/All Ethnicity/25 to 40 yoa/UNION ONLY!!!