TheOnion.com Casting Call for Two New Roles in Chicago

Producers and casting directors are currently seeking talent for a scene filming in Downtown Chicago.

GOD Casting Call

PROJECT: The Onion
NON-UNION EXTRA ROLES: See Descriptions Below
SHOOT DATE: 4/9 (possibly 4/10)
LOCATION: Chicago, The Onion Offices
RATE: $50/3
NOTE: You must be 18 years of age to submit

ROLE: GOD
AGE: 50s-60s
RACE: White
GENDER: Male
DESCRIPTION: Michael Angelo-type looking God figure. Older with a white beard. Handsome. Options without beard are welcome as well. Classically good looking if possible, a little muscular. Somebody with a very straight nose and high cheek bones.

If interested and available, please send an email to [email protected] and include:
1) The appropriate subject line
2) Your name, age, phone, email, height and weight
3) Attach a recent photo in jpeg format
You must be registered with us at www.4starcasting.com to be considered.

Wife Casting Call

PROJECT: The Onion
NON-UNION EXTRA ROLES: See Descriptions Below
LOCATION: Chicago, The Onion Offices
NOTE: You must be 18 years of age to submit

ROLE: Wife
SHOOT DATE: 4/9
RATE: $150/3
AGE: 50s
RACE: Caucasian or Ethnically Ambiguous
GENDER: Female
DESCRIPTION: She will be in bed, making love (kissing involved), but will be clothed under the sheets

If interested and available, please send an email to [email protected] and include:

1) The appropriate subject line

2) Your name, age, phone, email, height and weight

3) Attach a recent photo in jpeg format

You must be registered with us at www.4starcasting.com to be considered.